Hillary Clinton Delegate Relations Plan for Denver Convention

Hillary Clinton's plan to secure the nomination in spite of the rules, the wishes of the voters, and the best interests of the future of the Democratic Party and America is preparing to enter a new phase: The Nuclear Option. This plan relies upon two critical factors:

1. Hillary has to start winning (i.e. her boneheaded gas tax holiday pander)

2. Hillary has to first nuke Barack Obama to be able to nuke the party

Their thinking is that if those two things break, then they might be able to steal the nomination in Denver and pick up where her husband left off in completely annihilating the Democratic Party.

-By Bob Brigham